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Volume 1, Issue 1
Text Box: Dear Tanner, I’ve heard there’s a new virus called H1N1 flu that is spreading like “wild fire” in schools throughout the nation. What can I do to protect myself from being infected? A Concerned Student Dear Concerned, Good question! The H1N1 virus should be a concern for everyone. By taking the following precautions you can help prevent the spread of this disease. Wash your hands frequently especially after using the restroom, sneezing, or coughing; Take showers daily, Avoid rubbing your eyes (the eyes and mouth are easy access for bacteria); Wash your hands before you eat(that is one of the main ways you get germs in your body and the disease is spread); If you get the flu, stay home for 24 hrs after your fever has broken Thanks for asking, Tanner Campbell Text Box: The Lady Red Volleyball team played the Plainville Cardinals Thursday night. The 8th grade won the 1st and 2nd set. The 1st set was 25 to 11 and the second set was 25 to 6. The game point was a serve by Jordan Baxter for an ace. The 8th grade coach is Heather Sasse. The 7th grade lost the 1st set, then made a great comeback and won the 2nd set, and then they won the 3rd set. The score for the 1st set was 24 to 26, the 2nd set was 25 to 11 and the 3rd set was 15 to 7. The 7th grade is coached by Amy Terrill. The Reserve teams’ sets were very close, but not close enough to win either set. The score for the 1st set was 22 to 25 and the 2nd set was 21 to Text Box: 25. The Lady Red will play Phillipsburg next week in Smith Center. By: Alyssa Hobelmann Text Box: JH Volleyball Stomps the Feathers off the Cardinals Text Box: Joke Corner

There was a father that had three daughters named Rose, Daisy and Cinderblock.  One day Rose comes up to the dad and says,

“Daddy, why am I named Rose?

“Well, when you were a baby, a rose petal fell on your head”

She walks away.  Then Daisy walks up and says,

“Daddy, why am I named Daisy?”

“Well, when you were a baby, a daisy petal fell on your head.”

She walks away.  Then Cinderblock walks up and says,

“DDDDDDUUUUUURRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHH?!?!?!”

“Be quiet, Cinderblock!”

By Justin Zimmermann

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